Sundresses, stuck episodes and aliens.

Theresa just looks great. She wore a couple of sun dresses this weekend which are my absolute favorite female clothing option. She was smokin' hot.....I'm sure Hugh Heffner or Dancing with the Stars will be calling shortly. I would be okay with her in Playboy....I really would.....it's all about the great articles anyway.

Her band restriction is so weird....shouldn't it be consistent? She couldn't eat a thing on Sunday! It's like it has a personality....like the movie Alien when that baby alien burrows it's way out of that guys stomach! I'm just waiting for that to happen any day now.

That would be soooo cool.....except for the being dead and all. My theory would be proven and I could describe to my buddies at the hunting camp how it came out and attacked me....the vicious struggle as it tried to attach itself to my face. Of course I would eventually kill it with one of my many hunting weapons. I would seriously miss Theresa though. She would be impossible to replace so I would probably take her to the taxidermist and get her mounted in a standing "spirit hands" pose...or with a microphone singing. If I ever decided to date again someday....talk about puttin' the pressure on the new girl! Wow...former wife stuffed in the corner.

Aliens are bad.

Have a great week.....yes I know I'm morbid.