Skinny girls are overrated.

That's right...I said it.
Throughout the process of Lap Band surgery and subsequent weight loss with Theresa, I have frequently pondered the thought of being married to someone who will now be thin.
Been there, done that. Got my t-shirt cut up. (No seriously, one time she cut up my shirts in a screaming skinny bitch hissy fit.) Skinny girls are just mean!
If there is one thing I have discovered through trial and error.... it is that I love voluptuous women. I earnestly believe that emotionally, physically, and even spiritually that they are just better prepared for life. There are also other benefits that are very appealing to me....but this is not a porn blog so just take my word for it.
I try to live by one of the mantra's of the great philosopher Sir-Mix-Alot : "You can do side bends or sit-ups....but please don't lose that Butt." 
Here's another gem: "Cosmo says you're fat.....I ain't down with that."
These words of wisdom have served me very well to date.
I think a lot of men feel the same way I do. I was very attracted to my wife before any of that losing weight talk even started.....I bet your husbands and significant others would say the same.
I see some amazing transformations out there in the blogs I follow. Sometimes it's really hard to believe actually. I also have it going on right here at home with Theresa's success.
Soooo......as all of you turn into skin and bones, remember that cutting up people's shirts is NOT cool so pick a goal weight that will prevent this please.
Your husband's will thank me.

I'm Listening!